Obtainium Whiskey
Overall Score: 5.75/10
Overall Value: 2.5/5
Distillery: Cat’s Eye Distillery
Classification: Bourbon Whiskey
Company: Cat’s Eye Distillery
Release Date: 2022
Proof: 107
Age: 9 Years
Mashbill: Undisclosed (Sourced)
Color: Orange Gold
MSRP: $80 (2025)
The Barrel Bros’ Review
The nose of the Obtainium whiskey from Cat’s Eye Distillery starts off with promise—there’s a dessert-like quality that brings to mind orange crème, vanilla wafer cookies, and a hint of honey. You might even catch some strawberry puree or crispy waffles with a little maple syrup in the mix. On the surface, it has a light and inviting nose, bringing to mind familiar bourbon notes with just a touch of toasted marshmallow and light oak.
The palate is where the whiskey starts to show its true colors. The mouthfeel is surprisingly light for the proof, though it does become slightly oily as it opens up. Flavors of vanilla and faint oak come through, reminiscent of those little school ice cream cups eaten with a wooden spoon. Unfortunately, the sweetness fades quickly and leaves behind a palate that feels thin, dry, and underdeveloped. The proof sneaks up with a surprising punch, and not in a pleasant way.
The finish turns harsh. While there are some lingering oak notes and maybe a faint trace of cherry, what dominates is a burnt, charred flavor with a sour edge. There’s also a strong alcohol presence that overpowers any other flavors. As the sip ends, you’re left with dryness and a somewhat off-putting bitterness.
At first sniff, Obtainium Whiskey might seem like it has potential. But from palate to finish, it’s a slow decline. This pour drinks light in flavor but not in heat, and the rough edges suggest something young and unrefined.
With a cool bottle and branding, it may catch your eye on the shelf, but don’t be fooled. At its $80 MSRP—or even at a sale price—this bottle feels overpriced. If you do end up with one, it might work better as a mixer than a neat sipper.
If you’re looking for specific notes from our Barrel Bros, read their individual reviews below!
Individual Reviews
The Rye Guy Says
Score: 6/10
Value: 2.5/5
THE NOSE:
The nose reminds me of crispy waffles with whipped cream and strawberry puree.
Occasionally, giving hints of maple syrup as well. It has what many whiskey drinkers would call the standard bourbon profile.
Just the slightest hints of light oak linger on the final notes.
THE TASTE:
The whiskey sits very light in the mouth, but does develop an oily mouthfeel.
Vanilla and oak are the main flavors here, drawing a similar note as the old ice cream cups at school that you ate with the wooden spoon.
The oak does start to overwhelm the sip and dry out the mouth a bit.
THE FINISH:
The finish is not spectacular. It leaves a bit of a burn and a decent amount of dryness in the mouth.
What little flavors do remain are mostly oak and maybe the faintest hint of cherry.
I get a good amount of just plain alcohol flavor as well.
BUY OR PASS?
Unfortunately this pour is just one slow gradual step in the wrong direction from the nose. It seems pretty young and un-refined.
I would probably look to drink this as a mixer if I had it on my shelf at home.
The Hunter Says
Score: 5.5/10
Value: 2.5/5
THE NOSE:
I get orange crème. It also reminds me of those vanilla wafer cookies, but with more of an orange fruitiness.
There’s also some honey and a bit of toasted marshmallow, which makes it seem promising at first (stay tuned).
THE TASTE:
The mouthfeel is pretty basic. There’s a light honey and vanilla sweetness, but it’s really muted.
It doesn’t have much depth, and the whiskey itself drinks lighter than expected—except for the proof, which sneaks up and punches harder than you’d think.
THE FINISH:
This is where things take a turn. The finish is full of burnt, charred flavors, and honestly, it leans sour.
It’s not enjoyable, and the faster you drink it, the worse it gets.
BUY OR PASS?
This pour is a letdown. The cool bottle and branding feel like an attempt to cover up bad whiskey.
If you see this on a shelf, I’d recommend leaving it there.
